Author Archives: peekaboo
Whats for Dinner
Husband: why is the dinner not ready? My day used to start with Facebook and end with a novel. My day used to be an epic story of pizza and movies, the climax was sleeping. My day was as peaceful as a lion sleeping. Then one day I got married and had a baby. The […]
Read moreMy Wife is
“No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is not saying” But my wife says a lot, like a whole total lot, my wife is the most boring talkative person alive and yet I listen to her every word. Obviously I don’t want a pillow to be thrown at my face […]
Read moreBed Time Story
One day I skipped school and stayed home. My mother made breakfast for me. Then I went to watch some cartoon. My mother switched off the television while cleaning the living room, so I went into my room to sleep some more. Five minutes later my mother switched off the fan to clean my room, […]
Read moreTill I became a mother
Yesterday I wasn’t, today I was. From nothing I became something. I suckled and licked, I drank and chew, then I swallowed and spat. I was cleaned, I was dressed. I smiled and laughed, I got angry and I cried. Then I crawled and tasted mud, I walked and broke stuff, I discovered the world, […]
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